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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"A Finger of Kathy is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat."
Oh, creepy.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"Sweet as the Moment When the Kathy Went ' Pop'"
POP!

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"Drinka Pinta Kathy A Day."
Slurp!

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Life Should Taste As Good As Kathy."
I'm delicious and nutricious.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"Schhh... You Know Kathy."
You've never heard of Kathy? What?

6. To someone you dislike?
"Everyone's Favourite Kathy."
Everyone loves me, not you. (Oh, that's mean)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"Did Somebody Say Kathy?"
Not bad, actually.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"Bridge That Gap With Kathy."
Er, sure...

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"Ask the Man Fram the Kathy."
I'm a place now?

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Mum's Gone to Kathy."
... ew

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Kathy."
I'm rather possesive of myself.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"Go On, Get Your Kathy Out."
Again... ew

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"Make the Most of Kathy."
Damn Straight!

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"There's Only One Kathy."
The one and only!

15. Your last words before you die...
"Moving at the Speed of Kathy."
That kinda works actually.

16. Your message to a special someone..
"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Kathy?"
Oh, nasty!

17. Title of this post will be..
"Put A Kathy In Your Tank."
I'd rather be out of the tank, thanks.